TV Quote of the Day #3

"Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent, it's ugly and it's messy, and if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Do you know that women can have an hour long orgasm?" ~ Dr. Allison Cameron (House)

"My father taught me to understand that certain things are in God's hands, but for everything else, God has given us the gift of choice." ~ Hiro Nakamura (Heroes)

"On the sixth day, God created Man in His own image, now it's up to us to figure it all out. Right...wrong...good...evil...in each of us is the capacity to decide what drives our actions." ~ Sylar (Heroes)

"Make no mistake: ginger kids are evil. You know who else was ginger? Judas. And what did Judas do? Oh, he just got Jesus killed, that's all." ~ Eric Cartman (South Park)

"I'm sorry Wendy, but I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die." ~ Mr./Ms. Garrison (South Park)

"The money, the drugs, the privileges. They’re just keeping us numb, so we don’t know it’s better out there in the real world." ~ Nate Archibald (Gossip Girl)

"Science plus beer... equals good." ~ Adam Savage (Mythbusters)

"Well I'm sorry I'm not who you thought I was, but what's happened is in the past, and all I can do is try to change. If you can't accept that, then you're not who I thought you were." ~ Serena van der Woodsen (Gossip Girl)

"There is no shame in being afraid, hell were all afraid, what you got to do, is figure out what your afraid of because when you put a face on it.. you can beat it... better yet you can use it." ~ Whitey Durham (One Tree Hill)

"I could hold you in my arms forever and that still wouldn't be long enough." ~ Jake Jagielski (One Tree Hill)

"Reality is kicking faith's ass." ~ Lincoln Burrows (Prison Break)

"Some times people put up walls, not to keep people away. But to see who cares enough to tear those walls down." ~ Brooke Davis (One Tree Hill)

"Hey John. Ya know, actually about Jesus?.. Say hi to him for me.. will ya?" ~ T-Bag (Prison Break)

"I'm not gonna leave you (kisses his head). Don't you dare leave me." ~ Sara Tancredi (Prison Break)


"The object of this competition is not to be mean to the losers but to find a winner. The process makes you mean because you get frustrated." ~ Simon Cowell (American Idol)

"I was going to take you to the beach-Santa Barbara. We'd go out for a walk, maybe when the sun was setting. But now we're here, and I don't know what we're jumping into. And i may never get another chance to do this again. Sometimes I wake up before you do and I watch you sleep and...I'm overwhelmed because...you're so amazing. And I don't know why I'm lucky enough to have you in my life. That you're here with me. And I know I want to spend the rest of my life trying to make you as happy as you make me. Sydney Bristow, will you marry me?" ~ Michael Vaughn (Alias)

"I can't change where I'm from, but I can change where I'm going." ~ Ryan Atwood (The OC)

"We live as though the world were as it should be, to show it what it can be." ~ Angel (Angel)

"You can't go back and make a new start.. but you can start now and make a new end." ~ Sara Tancredi (Prison Break)

"You don't have to have superpowers to be a hero." ~ Hiro Nakamura (Heroes)

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