TV Quote of the Day #4

"It's the kind of idea that gives a bad idea the will to live." ~ Emerson Cod (Pushing Daisies)

"I don't talk trash, I talk smack. They are totally different. Trash talk is all hypothetical like yo mama's so fat she could eat the internet. But smack talk is happening like right now, like your ugly and i know it for a fact 'cause i got the evidence, RIGHT THERE!" ~ Kelly Kapoor (The Office)

"I'm always thinking one step ahead. Like a carpenter that makes stairs." ~ Andy Bernard (The Office)

"Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information." ~ Michael Scott (The Office)

"I can keep my children alive. When you left this morning, there were four. When you came home, there were still four. When you come home and there are three, then you can lecture me." ~ Tom Scavo (Desperate Housewives)

"Meow." ~ Gary (Spongebob Squarepants)

"We are all searching for someone. That special person who will provide us what's missing in our lives. Someone who can offer companionship or assistance or security. And sometimes if we search very hard, we can find someone who provides us with all three. Yes, we are all searching for someone. And if we can't find them, we can only pray they find us." ~ Mary Alice Young (Desperate Housewives)

"Good friends support each other when something terrible happends. Great friends pretend nothing ever happened." ~ Gabrielle Solis (Desperate Housewives)

"Don't drink and drive... you may spill your drink." ~ Nick Stokes (CSI)

"Stupidity isn't a virus... but it sure is spreadin' like one!" ~ Sandy Cheeks (Spongebob Squarepants)

"What we are never changes, but who we are never stops changing." ~ Gil Grissom (CSI)

"By the way, the definition of "retard" is "to hinder" or "to hold back". I think your life is about to become "retarded"." ~ Gil Grissom (CSI)

"Well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb." ~ Patrick Star (Spongebob Squarepants)

"Just when I think I can't love you more, you prove me wrong." ~ Jim Clancy (Ghost Whisperer)

"In the world things aren't always black and white. Sometimes you have to wander out into the gray areas and do what you think is right." ~ Jonathan Kent (Smallville)

"Who looks at a cloud and just sees a cloud?" ~ Cappie (Greek)

"You know how in life your faced with a situation that you think is monumental? but then 5, 10 years later you look back and you laugh? --- This is not one of those times!" ~ Cappie (Greek)

"Unfortunately, the hard part isn't choosing. It's living with the choice you made." ~ Casey Cartwright (Greek)

"Quantum Materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? Translation? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" ~ Cappie (Greek)

"Make choises that you can live with." ~ Jack Bauer (24)

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