TV Quote of the Day #2

"Google 'revenge' and get blairwaldorf.com." ~ Dan Humphrey (Gossip Girl)

"Three words, eight letters, say it. . and I'm yours." ~ Blair Waldorf (Gossip Girl)

"If you cut revenge out of the Bible, there's not even enough pages to make a pamphlet." ~Blair Waldorf (Gossip Girl)

"Faith is an irrational belief in something that's logically impossible." ~ Dr. Temperance Brennan (Bones)

"Here we are, all of us, basically alone, separate creatures, just circling each other, all searching for that slightest hint of a real connection. Some look in the wrong places, some just give up hope because in their mind they're thinking "Oh there's nobody out there for me." But all of us, we keep trying over and over again. Why? Because every once in a while...every once in a while, two people meet and there's that spark." ~ Seeley Booth (Bones)

Booth: "You're a smartass, you know that?" === Brennan: "Objectively, I'd say I'm very smart, though it has nothing to do with my ass." ~ Seeley Booth and Temperance Brennan (Bones)

Sawyer: "I got a right to know why you changed your mind." === Juliet: "I changed my mind when I saw you look at her." === Sawyer: "I don't care who I looked at. I'm with you." === Juliet: "And you'd stay with me forever, if I let you, which is why... I will always love you. And we knew what we had was just for a little while, and - and just because we love each other doesn't mean that we're meant to be together, so if... if Jack can make it so that you guys never come here, then... he should." === Sawyer: "...Why are you doing this, Juliet?" === Juliet: "I... if I never meet you... then I never have to lose you." ~ Sawyer and Juliet Burke (Lost)

Kate: "What are you doing?" === Sawyer: "Same thing I've always done Kate: surviving." ~ Kate Austen and James "Sawyer" Ford (Lost)

Dean: "[chuckles] It's kinda funny; I'm talking to a Messenger of God on a cellphone. It's, y' know, like watching a Hell's Angel ride a moped." === Castiel: "[speaking on his new cell] This isn't funny, Dean. The voice says I'm almost out of minutes." ~ Dean Winchester and Castiel (Supernatural)

Dean: "God?" === Castiel: "Yes. He isn't in Heaven. He has to be somewhere." === Dean: "Try New Mexico. I hear He's on a tortilla." === Castiel: "No, He's not on any flat bread." ~ Castiel and Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Jamie: "Hey Daddy! Knock, knock." === Nathan: "Who´s there?" === Jamie: "Ya" === Nathan: "Ya who?" === Jamie: "Yahoo.." ~ Jamie and Nathan Scott (One Tree Hill)

Bellick: "You a religious man, Scofield?" === Michael: "Never really thought about it." === Bellick: "Good. Because the Ten Commandments don’t mean a box of piss in here." ~ Brad Bellick and Michael Scofield (Prison Break)

L.J.: "Hey, I'm not an idiot. I was on the run too, you know." === Lincoln: "Yeah, you were on the run. And you got caught." === L.J.: "Yeah, well I'm sorry I'm not a pro at being a con like you, dad!" ~ L.J. and Lincoln Burrows (Prison Break)

Nikki: "Oh God, please help me." === Jessica: "Who needs God when you have me." ~ Nikki and Jessica Sanders (Heroes)

Claire: "This isn't fair!" === Elle: "Welcome to life!" ~ Claire Bennet and Elle Bishop (Heroes)

Jordan: "I'm having second thoughts about our giant nanny. She's lovely and all, but every time the fridge is empty, she looks at our son like he's a plate of ribs." === Dr. Cox: "Well, you shoulda let me hire the really skinny model. At least if she ate Jack, she'd throw him up right after." ~ Jordan and Perry Cox (Scrubs)

Melinda: "This is our fork in the road until we meet again over on your side." === Jim: "My road, my journey is with you. It is you. It's always been that way and that was the choice I made when- I cannot let it go just because I'm dead." ~ Melinda Gordon and Jim Clancy (Ghost Whisperer)

Greg: "All work and no play makes Greg a dull boy" === Grissom: "All play and no work makes Greg an unemployed boy" ~ Greg Sanders and Gil Grissom (CSI)

Summer: "What do you want from me Cohen?" === Seth: "I just want you." ~ Summer Roberts and Seth Cohen (The OC)

"You don’t go looking for trouble in here. It just finds you." ~ Lincoln Burrows (Prison Break)

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