MAKE STEWIE TALK!! #4

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!

Put me through to the Pentagon!

Sunshine and farts! What the hell kind of question is that?!

I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up."

Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommy, I want a mullet.

What a thumping good read! Lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to two by fours. I'll say, you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh.

[My birth] was my victory day! The fruition of my deeply-laid plans to escape from that cursed ovarian bastille.

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