Annoying Orange Quotes #1

Hey orange! Knife.

Hey tomato! Good to see ya! I was hopin’ we could catch up. Get it? Ketchup.

Somebody carved a face on your butt!

Hey apple!

You’re red, so you’re an apple!

Want my seeds?

Wooow! You’re the biggest orange I’ve ever seen!

Knife.

Hey apple! Apple! Hey! Hey! Hey apple!

- Hey pear! – Oh god…

Santa Claus. Is that a fruit or a vegetable?

Hey apple! You look fruity.

You wanna hear the most annoying sound of the earth?

Pumpkin? Don’t you mean plumpkin?

Knife.

Hey apple! You’re back!

Yeah, and elephants are microwaves.

Hey Santa!

You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable.

Hey! Hey Santa! Do you like to go to the beach? Then I’m gonna call you sandy cloths!

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