MAKE STEWIE TALK!! #3

God, all this work keeping people from having sex, now i know how the Catholic church feels!

Come, ice cream. Come to my mouth. How dare you disobey me!

Am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? A little service here!

I SEE STUPID PEOPLE!!!

Get back in here,get back in here and love me!!!

Did you forge my name? How dare you! Is this backwards "S" supposed to be cute? I'm going to crap double for you tonight!

OBEY ME!!

You. Fetch me my copy of the Wall Street Journal. You two, fight to the death.

I bet you lost your virginity to a mechanical bull.

There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.

Whatever helps you sleep at night, bitch.

Would you like cool w''h''ip on your pie?

Cut my milk!

Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over

Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.

I wear short sleeve shirts over long sleeve shirts over short sleeve shirts

Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops!

Why don't you burn in hell?

i live with family of idiots

Damn you, damn the broccoli, and damn the Wright Brothers!

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