MAKE STEWIE TALK!! #2

It appears my wee-wee's been stricken with rigor-mortis.

Blast!

Whatever helps you sleep at night, bitch.

She needs to get laid BIG TIME!

You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that.

Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.

Ha ha ha, oh my God! I almost didn't do it, I almost didn't do it! I thought, is this in bad taste? But you know what, I went for it. I went for it and I'm so glad I did! Ooooh, worth it, totally worth it.

Thank you fat man, when the world is mine your dead will be quick and painless

Damn you ice cream, come to my mouth! How dare you disobey me!

You like role reversal? Pick up my poop!

Damn you all.

Uh you've reached stewie and brian, we're not here right now, uh and if this is mom, uh send money because we're college students and we need money for books...and highlighters...and.... ramen noodles...and condoms, for sexual relations with our classmates.

Very well then. But mark my words, when you least expect it, your uppance shall come

What the deuce?!!

Can I...Can I touch your hair? I'm gonna do it...I'm gonna touch it. Ooohoohoo it's like a sheep.

Listen you, I'll use these facilities when I'm DAMN WELL READY!!!! Until then you shall continue to sanitize my crevice and be DAMN GRATFEUL FOR THE OPPORTUNITY!!! Starting right . . .hmmp. . . hmmmp. . . . .hmmmmmp well then, not now, BUT SOON!

Just because you can't feel your teeth doesn't mean the girl can't feel your insults.

I say, this hot dog has been on my plate for a full minute and it hasn't yet cut itself.

For the love of God, shake me! Shake me like a British nanny!

I Just Made A Darth DOO'DIE,.!,,

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