MAKE STEWIE TALK!! #1

Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Momma! Momma! Momma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Momma! Momma! Momma!

I'd love to stay and Chat, but your a total bitch!

High five! Anyone? Anyone?

Oh hey lady. Hey, what's going on? How are you? Yeah, oh it's just me, Stewie, just being myself, ah yeah. Oh, oh well this here? Oh, it's just my package, yeah just ah just ah my package, God delivered it I signed for it the world keeps on spinnin', yeah.

Flag Girl? Ummmm, yes good for you... Now you can be somewhere else when the boys don't call!

where's my money brian.. where's my money

(drunk voice) You're sexy.

YOU JUST CANT FIX STUPID

Easy! Massage the scalp. You're washing a baby's hair, not scrubbing vomit off your Christmas dress, you holiday drunk.

What-what-what'd I miss? Are we laughing at Brian? Hah, Brian, you suck!

Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my bitch.

Do these huggies make my ass look big?

I want pancakes!! You people understand every language except English! Yo quiero pancakes! Donnez-moi pancakes! Click-click-bloody-click pancakes!!!

Does this not disgust you?

what the duce

Oh indeed I can! (Pulls out a raygun.) One! Two! Three! Can I count to three for God's sake?! I'm already shooting at a fifth grade level!

Hello YOU!! I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.

Who the hell you think you are?

Yes I could go for a frozen treat right about now. But no sprinkles. And for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.

Damn you Mop and Glow!!

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