Skins Quotes #7

[Sid]: I'm allergic to girls' toiletries - perfume, deodorant, tampons, the lot - it's lucky I'm not a girl! Sometimes, I'm envious of animals.

[Sid]: I can't climb trees because I'm afraid that seagulls will peck me.

[Sid]:I don't know how to whistle but I can make a 'crow' noise which usually does the trick.

[Sid]: My hamster constantly makes me feel bad that I used to feed frozen mice to my Venus Fly Trap (now dead) - I think he sees it as a fundamental waste of mouse

[Cassie]:My husband will wear his glasses all the time. Even in the shower.

[Jal]: I tend to go for G flats when what I really should be looking for is a man who is F# in the morning, will stretto through the afternoon and calypso til dawn.

[Chris]:Do you think the title renaissance man sounds a bit wanky?

[Cassie's teacher]: Why cut yourself when you can be in love ?

[Mark(Sid's Dad)]:I mean, what kind of a fucked-up relationship is it where you have to jump each other every time you say goodbye? [Sid]:A good one?

[Pandora]: whats surf and turf eff? [Effy]: sex

[Cassie]: When I'm ready I'll pour salt on them...when I'm good and ready

[Katie (to Emily)]:You're Not Gay, Just Stupid.

[Emily]: I know you Naomi, your lonely, you need someone to want you. Well I do want you, so be brave and want me back

[JJ]: I love you [Effy]: Well everybody loves me

[Pandora]: I know it's love cause all you want to do is kiss him and stuff...brilliant stuff.

[Pandora]: Wow we're gonna have a wizard time in this collage aren't we Eff? I'm definitively going to have surf and turf (Sex), asap. Mom says boys only want one thing, so my plan is to give it to them, get really good at it, become really popular and maybe my toes will stop throbbing.

[Angie]: Chris, you've come to apologize? [Chris]: Er, oh yeah, I'm sorry for seeing your boobs.

[Cook]: Do you see Freddie? Did we invite Freddie? [JJ]: No [Cook]: And why didn't we invite him? [JJ]: Because he's a fun sponge? [Cook]: You got it

[Maxxie (while tap dancing)]: can't my lad. i have a big gay night out tonight!

[Tony]:A wise man once said, Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in a while you could miss it...and that would be a shame

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