Skins Quotes #6

[Angie]: I don’t have sex with my 17 year-old students! [Chris]: How old are they normally?

[Cook]: We're men. [Katie]: (scoffs) You're boys. [Cook]: You want to measure my dick? It's daddy-sized.

[Cook(hugging JJ)]: Fuck Freddie, it's just Me and You now J...Feel the Love, you feeling it?

[Naomi]: Me not muff muncher, me cock cruncher

[Tony]: We're in Russia, I wanna try something new. [Maxxie]: I'm not a hobby Tony, you're not taking up canoeing here. [Tony]: I've been canoeing. [Maxxie]: What about Michelle? [Tony]: Loves canoeing.

[Tony]: Look, can we get this over with please? [Josie]: Your questionnaire says that you can be...pretty much whatever you want [Tony nods] [Josie]: What do you want to be when you grow up? [Tony]: Elvis [Josie]: You want to be like Elvis [Tony]: No, I literally wanna be Elvis, yeah, you know sing Rock n' Roll, become "the king", die on a toilet...i think it's romantic [Josie]: This is wrong, i just wanted to make a difference... [Tony]: What? more a Beatles fan? This is a waste of my time!... Hippie.

[Maxxie (to Tony)]: Finally, we've found something you're not good at

[Anwar]:I bet she fucks like a fairy on acid

[Effy]: So what do you and the boys do in here? Braid each others hair and play soggy biscuit? [Freddie]: No. Not for ages.

[Mark Jenkins]: Say goodbye to sunshine, sunshine

[Jal]: You're full of shit, Chris. Nobody's gonna shag you with a cock that tiny! [Anwar]: You shouldn't have got it out Chris, come on. [Chris]: It was strip poker for fuck's sake, what did you want me to do? [Anwar]: You weren't even playing, you wanker!

[Maxxie]: Happy fucking Ramadan [Anwar]: ...Its Not Ramadan

[Maxxie]: Can i bring a girl back? I could, couldn't I? your shit Anwar!

[Anwar]: you do know i haven't got any pants right? [Maxxie]: dude, no one wears pants in London

[Maxxie (to Sketch)]: I felt NOTHING. You disgust me!

[Tony]: I'd tell you more about me, but then I'd just be boasting

[Tony]: You know what I like about your body? [Michelle]: No... [Tony]: One boob's bigger than the other

[Anwar]: i just want to be a trained killaaaaaaa!...Oh, and help the poor and shit on the side, yeah. [Josie]: I can't help you [Anwar]: you're just like my mum..."No Anwar, be a doctor! no assassination for you!"... what's the point?!

[Posh Kenneth :D ]: RAAAASSSS ma lil' pony getting wacked up big time! ya know what im saying!?

[Chris]: I smile a lot. And people smile back. It’s contagious, like a lovely sort of gonorrhea.

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