[Effy (to Freddie)]: Hit me! Just once... I want to feel something.
[Freddie]: You’re making me mad now, Effy. And that’s exactly what love’s supposed to do
[Katie's mom]: people always let you down, princess. they fuck things up.
Katie: I'm Katie fucking Fitch! Who the fuck are you?
[Michelle]: You love me, right? [Sid]: Um.. yeah? [Michelle]: How much? [Sid]: A lot... [Michelle]: Will do.
*Eveyones staring at Jals boobs* [Jal]: For christ sake, stop looking at them [Maxxie]: Sorry Jal, but they're, well they're out [Jal]: Your gay for christ sake [Maxxie]: Yeeeeaaah *Sits up suddenly* I mean yeah, of course
[Effy]: What the fuck?!
[Michelle]:The first time I met you, I knew... I just knew I wanted to have sex with you
[Cassie]: If you like me, look up...
[Pandora]: I'm useless, that's why I'm here. [Madam DeLuca]: How perceptive you are
[Cassy]: Sid [Sid]: Yeah? [Cassy]: Your stiffy's digging into my back [Sid]: Oh,Sorry
[Cook]: It's got potential this day, it's pregnant
[Sid]: Oh dad you're such a... [Sid's dad]: Such a what? Such a fucking what, such a fucking what? [Sid]: ...Dildo `[Sid's dad]: Oh fuck the pair of you!
[Skip Owner]: Do you Want Cash or Pills? [Chris]: Cash [Skip Owner]: Alright then, 5, 10, 15- [Chris]: Oh Fuck it, Lets have a look at these Pills...
[Anwar]: Loved You Once, Love You Still, Always Have, And Always Will.
[Anwar]: I can retract my testicles with the power of my mind!
[Sketch]: I'm a Virgin [Anwar]: Congratulations
[Tony]: God, I sound like fucking Lionel Richie [Sid]: I quite like Lionel Richie
[Tony]: Should I give you head? [Maxxie]: What? [Tony]: To cheer you up.
[Anwar]: what? a brown man can't be a ninja, huh? is that it?
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