Skins Quotes #3

[Cassie Ainsworth]: Wow, Maxxie, you look all horny. [Maxxie Oliver]: You can tell?

[Cassie Ainsworth]: I like boats...they go places...

[Sid]: I can't go I'm grounded. [Tony]: You're such a fucking vagina.

[Doctor]: Your friends don't like you? [ JJ]: I'm pretty sure of it. Doctor: And why is that? [JJ]: Because if they liked me, maybe they'd listen to me occasionally, instead of fighting all the time and hating each other. [Doctor]: I'm sure they don't hate you. [JJ]: I didn't say they hated me. They hate each other. [Doctor]: Well there you go

[Anwar]: Now what? [Angie]: Just walk on! [Anwar]: I'm trying to, but they just look so disappointed that I'm not a terrorist. [Tony]: Well, you're a very dull Muslim, Anwar

[Tony's Dad]: You take me for a right James Blunt, don't you?

[Naomi]: Hamlet's basically a teenage boy. He's got all these desires and he doesn't have the bottom to reach out for them. So, he goes mad, wanks off about Ophelia, and as it's so boring, somebody has to kill him. [Josie]: I'm not sure that's right. Th-there's no wanking in Hamlet. [Naomi]: Mmhh yeah, there is. Loads. Only, they call it 'Soliloquy'.

[Freddie]: Effy, I’ve come To Tell you…[ Effy]: Freddie… I Don’t Think I Can… [Freddie]: (Kisses Effy) Now I’ve Told You Okay…Now You Know.

[Tony]: Just you and me, sis. [Effy]: Fucking wanker. [Tony]: Eff, what are you talking about? [Effy]: Michelle. [Tony]: I tried. [Effy]: No. Wanker. [Tony]: I said sorry! [Effy]: Wanker. [Tony]: Effy. I liked it better when you didn't talk. [Effy]: ... Wanker

[Michelle]: The first time I met you, I knew... I just knew I wanted to have sex with you.

[Jal]:Michelle for frills, Chris for pills, Cassie for thrills.

[Jim (Tony's Dad)]: Don't you dare use cunt and Oxfam in the same sentence!

[Anwar]: i just want to be a trained killaaaaaaa!...Oh, and help the poor and shit on the side, yeah.

[Maxxie]: Anwar's decided to become Muslim. [Sid]: What, like more Muslim than he was already? [Maxxie]: A bit more Muslim, yeah. [Tony]: What happened? [Maxxie]: Well, he’s just like, switched about me being, you know- [Tony]: Blond? [Maxxie]: No. [Tony]: Short? [Maxxie]: Gay!

[Sid]: Hang on, you want to nick my dad’s car? Why can’t we nick your dad’s instead? [Tony]: Because Sid, my dad has central locking, sophisticated alarm system, and probably thinks a spell in prison would do me good. Whereas your dad has a 20 year-old car, neighborhood watch, and won’t prosecute.

*Tony hits Sid* [Tony]: Sid, Do not start crying! [Sid]: I'm not crying cause you hit me! [Tony]: No, you're crying for the kids in Africa!

[Karen]: think I look hot? [ Freddie]: Don't be fucking twisted, you're my sister [Karen]: Dad! Freddie says I look ugly. [Dad]: She doesn't look ugly, she looks sexy. [Freddie]: Dad that isn't what I said, shes talking bollocks. [Dad]: Tell your sister she looks sexy on the television. Go on [Freddie]: You look sexy on the telly Karen

[Thomas]: C*** is a very bad word. Very bad. Even in England I think.

[Cook]: Christina! We've had rejection. We need a bucket, a mop, and sixteen shots of tequilaaaaa!

[Emily]: I can just see it now in lights - 'Naomi - get to know me' [Naomi]: I thought it was quite catchy. [Emily]: Yeah well, so is AIDS

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