Cold Case Quotes #3

Lilly: Nice trick with the decoy. Spencer: If I knew they'd send me a cop that looks like you, I wouldn't have bothered.

Nick: 'Cause if I find out that you tampered with evidence, I'll stick you in the slammer with guys who ain't familiar with Buddhist teachings. Store Owner: You do and karma will be all over your ass, pal! Nick: I will be all over your ass, pal! With a warrant!

Lilly Rush: It's so much easier to believe monsters do these things. Not men.

Vera: Where did you get the dog, big man? We found it in your cart. Homeless Man: From the devil. Jeffries: You mean from the little boy... in the pool? Homeless Man: How'd you know about that! Vera: Because he's God, jackass.

Jay Dratton: (on the cell phone with his business partner) Phil? Yeah. Your balls were on the other line, they miss you.

Amelia Flores: No one's gonna give a rat's ass when you're gone. Dying alone's got to be the worst kind of death. Jay Dratton: No, the worst kind of death is dying poor in a Target shirt.

Kat Miller: Who were you in high school, Lil? Lilly Rush: Definitely not the cheerleader. Kat Miller: Bad girl no one would mess with? Lilly Rush: You could say that... Nick Vera: You too, Miller? Looked at you the wrong way, you'd get popped in the mouth? Kat Miller: Who says you still won't?

Becca: So, I'm like, "Mom, that's totally unfair. Why can't I have a Beemer and a boob job?" My parents just like to deny me things. Rainey: So, your parents would actually let you get a boob job? Becca: As long as I ask during cocktail hour.

Carlos: You think dancing is for weaklings? (getting up) When was the last time you carried your body weight on your toes while running, throwing a woman in the air and catching her, without breaking a sweat? Det. Vera: It's been a while.

Scotty: Why didn't this girlfriend come up in the original investigation? Grant Hall: I couldn't talk about her. My dad would've lost it. Scotty: Cause Crystal was black? Grant Hall: No, coz she was a dancer.

Scotty: (at the morgue) Always count on a warm atmosphere here. Lilly: (looking at the bodies) You ever wonder if they're not really dead and all of a sudden they're gonna... sit up? Scotty: That's not funny.

Lt. Stillman: Legally, the DA can't lie to a suspect... Scotty: Ahh, but we can. Kat Miller: I love this job.

Toni: I never intended to settle down with a cop. Wondering every night if he'd walk through that door. Nick Vera: I never intended on being insta-dad but... sometimes life throws you a curve. Toni You saying my son's a burden? Nick Vera: No! I'm saying give me a shot.

Stan Williams: After she cleaned me out, I thought of little else but killing her. But drowning Lauren was never an option. Too humane. Det. Jeffries: Really? Stan Williams: My fantasy was to bury her alive, scarabs feasting on her intestines.

Scotty: You should just skip the favor BS and ask her out. Save 40 bucks. Vera: Yeah, single mom, neighbor, pain-in-the-ass kid, the whole package. Kat: That sounds like me. Except for the neighbor part. Vera: No offense. Kat: None taken. Makes you think I want an overweight, underpaid white man. (a beat) No offense. Vera: (to Scotty) See what you started?

Darren Hoffman: Let's go through the checklist one last time. James: Oh, OK. Umm, got it, dad: Find a cure for cancer, open up a hedge fund, clone some sort of mammal, perform emergency surgery, then write the great American novel, or just put an end to world hunger, terrorism or male pattern baldness. Then write my memoirs.

Scotty: Anyways, we got a name on that kid, this ringleader of the fight club. Cole Palmer, senior, a.k.a. "Ares". Vera: Ares is the Greek god of war. Scotty: Uh huh? Vera: 'Rawfodog' spelled backwards? God of war. Scotty: So the same kid posted the video? Vera: Not bad, huh? Scotty: Man, dude, you really need a girlfriend.

Ed Garrett: (holding up a gun) Know what this is, folks? Det. Jeffries: Besides the obvious?

Owen Murphy: You a lesbian? Kat Miller: You a jackass?

Toni, Andre's mom: Officer, I wanna report a robbery. Scotty: We're, uh, homicide. Toni: Take this down: suspect is a white man, wearing an ugly-ass tie and a bad attitude.

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