Big Lebowski Sayings #4

You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!

You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!

That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!

Well they can fucking unpost it!

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, dude.

You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man!

You must be here to fix the cable.

When we make the handoff, I double back, grab one of 'em and beat it out of him! Huh?

Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

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