Big Lebowski Sayings #3

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes click.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

What's a... pederast, Walter?

Fucking dipshit with a nine toed woman.
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This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

You mean... beyond pacifism?

I am the walrus.

Nothing is fucked here, dude. Come on, you're being very un-dude.

Dude. The bag man, man. Where do you want us to go?
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Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero!

You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.

No, Donny. These men are cowards.

And, I would like my undies back.

Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, dude, at least it's an ethos.

Dude, I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!

Obviously you're not a golfer.

Different mothers, huh?

Well, I guess we can close the file on that one.

Oh, separate incidents.

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