Barney Stinson Quotes #2

"Father issues...hot!"

it's a cougar, let's the hunt begin

i like the way you think sherbatsky!!!

Ted, say I'm your best friend

Bro Code Article XX : No sex with your bro's ex.

Bro Code Article 89: The mom of a bro is always off limits. But the step mom of a bro is a fair game, if she initiates it and / or is wearing at least 1 article of leopard print clothing.

Bro Code Artlicle 87 : A bro shall at all times say "yes"

Bro Code Article 34: Bro's cannot make eye contact during a devils-three-way

Bro Code Article 34: Bro's cannot make eye contact during a devils-three-way

Bro Code Article 29: A bro will, in a timely manner, alert his bro to the existence of a girl fight.

Bro Code Article 1 : Bro's before hoes

My saga.. continues.

ted, im going to teach you how to live. lesson 1- lose the goatie. it doesnt go well with your suit ted: im not wearing a suit lesson 2 - get a suit.

What's your job Barney? Please

"Bro code number 83.. never look a fellow bro in the eye during a devils three way"... (holds up hand with index and pinky extended)"two dudes"

think me as a yoda, instead of being liitle and green, i wear suits and i m awsome. i am broda

You suited up! This is totally going in my blog!

Ted, tonight we're gonna go out, we're gonne meet some ladies, it's gonna be legendary. Phone-five!

It's going to be legen...wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant 'cause the second half of that word is...dary!

There are only two reasons to date a girl you've already dated: breast implants

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