AbFab Quotes #2

Patsy: One more facelift on this one and she'll have a beard.

Saffie: [to Eddy] You've been getting ready for three hours and you still look like a bloated citrus fruit.

Eddie: Yes, you're right, I do need a bit of inspiration. I mean, I could go out and buy a lot of new clothes two sizes too small. but ooh I've done that before.

[still on the subject of Eddy's fatness] Saffie: All right then. Do something about it but do something sensible. Eddie: Pshst. Can you not use that word in this house, please, darling.

[still on the subject of Eddy's fatness] Saffie: All right then. Do something about it but do something sensible. Eddie: Pshst. Can you not use that word in this house, please, darling.

Eddie: I'm not like Saffy, I can't walk around looking like a... Patsy: ...A stale old piece of toast. Eddie: Exactly. It takes more than a cold flannel and some Body Shop oatmeal scrub for me, you know. And I can't meet clients smelling like an old bowl of porridge, can I, sweetie? These are valid business expenses

Patsy: Oh my god, there is something horrible on the stairs! Saffy: It's me! Patsy: I'm not blind.

If I squat down I'll piss myself.

Patsy: My mother didn't give birth. She had something removed!

Lacroix, baby spew. Lacroix, baby spew, darling.

Do you think we ought to get some hormone replacement packs in for emergencies? Do you think so, darling? I mean, one day, sweetie, you could come home and find me just a little toothless old wad of gum on the floor. You'd have to slap some glands on me, quick. I'll get some.

Eddie: [drunkenly] I don't know why it went wrong with Justin. I mean, you know, cause we did just adore each other, you know. Patsy: He's gay.

Sweetie, if you don't let me come. I'll adopt a Romanian baby. I would.

Don't let her talk to you like that, Eddy. Tell her she's adopted.

I have been a paradise, but I've never been a me.

Eddie: Have you eaten something? Patsy: No, not since nineteen seventy three.

Patsy: Easy going sex with gorgeous, underage youths... Eddie: Yeaaah.

DON'T WANT MORE CHOICE, I JUST WANT NICER THINGS .

Let the music lift you up, sweetie.

Eddie: Pats... Patsy: Yes, Eddy? Eddie: You have no morals, darling.

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