AbFab Quotes #1

Eddie: Is champers all right with you, Pats? Patsy: Lovely, sweetie.

La Croix sweetie, La Croix.

Patsy: [running into the kitchen holding four cigarettes] LIGHT! LIGHT! LIGHT! Eddie: Oh no Pats, not another no-smoking cab. They must see you coming these days. Patsy: Bloody bastard asthmatic cab driver!

Eddie: The only thing I was in danger of sleeping with was a donkey, and even he did a runner.

Saffron: Mum, that was Patsy? Eddie: Don't worry about it darling. It was only for a year and then it fell off

Eddie: The stench, the heat. That's the last time I ever set foot in a toilet bowl in Northern Africa. I mean, how dare they spit at me! A nation that has a pillowcase with a slit in it as a national costume.

If my mother hadn't uncrossed her legs, I could be two weeks younger.

This is something that is happening to me. This is something that I've got to deal with, alright. I'm sorry if that sounds selfish, but it's me, me, me!

Don't let her talk to you like that, Eddy. Tell her she's adopted.

Eddie: I did tell you the facts of life didn't I sweetie? Saffie: If you mean that time you sat on my bed and shook me awake at two in the morning, stoned out of your brain, and slurred into my ear 'By the way sweetie, people have it off,' then yes, you told me the facts of life.

Oh you little BITCH TROLL FROM HELL.

Eddie: La Croix, sweetie! It's alright, isn't it? A bit tight, but it's alright, isn't it? You know, people will think, "Wow, it's a La Croix!", okay? I just can't find anything to go with it. Saffie: Maybe I can throw up on something for you. Eddie: [puts on a jacket] I'll wear this one. Saffie: Oh, I see. Somebody already has. Eddie: Jean Muir. (a moment later, Patsy enters) Patsy: What are you wearing, Eddy? Eddie: La Croix. Patsy: It's fabulous. Eddie: Good... Thank you. Share this quote

Eddie: Yes, but I pay you to interpret my dreams, so why can't you at least find a hidden depth? Well, I, I'm not willing to believe I'm simply THAT obvious. And, if you are bloody psychic psychologist, how come I'm always having to call YOU, hmm? Oh, just stuff it!

Eddie: Darling. Darling, look at Mummy. Look at Mummy, sweetheart. Do I need surgery, darling? Saffie: Yes. Eddie: Alright. Saffie: Get your mouth sewn up. Eddie: I'm still here, darling. I heard that

Saffie: Major motion pictures are made, huge concerts are put on in stadiums. I mean, for God's sake, five hundred thousand troops were mobilized in the Gulf, and a war fought and won in less time, and without everyone included having a nervous breakdown and being sent flowers. It cannot be that difficult. Eddie: Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Darling, every troop didn't have to contain Yasmine Le Bon. The generals didn't require big hugs after every maneuver, and the whole operation did not have to be co-ordinated to rap and Japanese avant-garde pipe music because, you know, darling, I think if it HAD, the outcome might have been rather different, don't you? Hmm?... Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go and get dressed.

Eddie: You broke the computer? Bubble: Yeah! Eddie: When? Bubble: Who can say?...

Nurse: [looking at Patsy] Hello, dear, I thought I recognized you. Nurse Mary: It's that old slag in the papers last week.

Eddie: [to the Nurses] I want a drip and a little heart-bleep machine, here. Alright? I've seen "Casualty", I know what goes on.

Eddie: Because, sweetie, what you can't tell about a person by what they have chosen you to see on their coffee table isn't worth knicker elastic. [holding up an object]; what do you think darling? Look, look, look. What do you think? It's an Eskimo papoose. Huh? Don't look like that, sweetie. Any chance of a quick buck in the Artic, they tip the babies out and ship them down, I tell you.

Magda: If the models get any younger, Pats, they'll be chucking fetuses down the catwalk!

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