AbFab Quotes #3

Family? Family? God, I hope you're not inviting that bloody, bollocky, selfish, two-faced, chicken, bastard, pig-dog man are you?

Eddie: In this body there is a thin person dying to get out. Gran: Just the one dear?

Eddie: Sweetie what are you drinking? Patsy: Oh this? Chanel No. 5.

Miserable little turnip.

One whiff of a cocoa bean and our customers would fly like vampires before garlic. Jeremy's must remain a sterile oasis, free from street eaters and coffee carriers. Aseptic and razor-sharp as our customers hipbones. These women shop for lunch! Labels are their only sustenance! Their skeleton legs in Manolos have worn trenches down the pavement of Sloane Street. Their arm sinews have just enough muscles left in their arm to lift up a credit card.

Minnie Driver. Is she a dwarf?

Saffron: Mum! That man pinched me! Patsy: Darling, don't worry. He's obviously very old and completely blind.

Well, if you could try and look a little less like a Christian missionary, I'm sure we'll all be a lot safer. They're all Muslim around here, you know darling.

Patsy: I can get you a man. Eddie: Well, how? Patsy: Pay.

Now listen, you bloody brainless bimbo, I need this client! I don't need some bollocky vegetable Yankee-bloody-doodle to mess it up for me, alright!

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