Keanu Says #2

"Whoa"

"What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets? " -The Matrix

"What would happen if you melted? You know, you never really hear this talked about much, but spontaneous combustion? It exists!...[people] burn from within...sometimes they`ll be in a wooden chair and the chair won`t burn, but there`ll be nothing left of the person. Except sometimes his teeth. Or the heart. No one speaks about this, but its for real. "

" I want ROOM SERVICE!! I want the club sandwich, I want the cold Mexican beer, I want a $10,000 a night hooker!" -Johnny Mnemonic

"I used to have a summer job, breaking and entering" -Johnny Mnemonic

"I`m a meathead, man. You`ve got smart people, and you`ve got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb. "

"I try not to think about my life. I have no life. I need therapy"

"I`m a meathead, man. You`ve got smart people, and you`ve got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb. "

"When I don't feel free and can't do what I want I just react. I go against it."

"Here comes 40. I`m feeling my age and I've ordered the Ferrari. I`m going to get the whole mid-life crisis package"

"It`s always wonderful to get to know women, with the mystery and the joy and the depth. If you can make a woman laugh, you`re seeing the most beautiful thing on God`s Earth. "

"People were saying that David Geffen and I had gotten married and it just blew me away. Not that they thought I was gay, but that they thought I could land a guy that hot."

"I believe in love at first sight. You want that connection, and then you want some problems. "

"Kissing someone is pretty intimate, actually very intimate, and your heart always kind of skips a beat before you do that."

“I am not handsome or sexy. Of course, it's not like I am hopeless.”

"There is no spoon" -The Matrix

" I used to have nightmares that they would put "He played Ted" on my tombstone. "

"Pain heals, chicks dig scars, glory lasts forever"-The Replacements

"I can't believe we just melvined Death!" -Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey

"Grief changes shape, but it never ends."

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