Joker's most memorable quotes #4

Come on. I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. Come on, hit me. Come on, hit me!

Oh, you wanna play. Come on. Come on!

I like this job. I like it!

Slaughter is the best medicine

Very poor choice of words.

You just take off your little mask and show us all who you really are.

You got a little fight in you. I like that!

I had a wife. She was beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much, who tells me I ought to smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. One day, they carve her face and we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just wanna see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So, I stick a razor in my mouth and do this to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me!. She leaves. Now, I see the funny side: Now I'm always smiling!

You look nervous. Is it the scars? You wanna know how I got them?

Well, hello, beautiful. You must be Harvey's squeeze. Hm? And you are beautiful.

You know, you remind me of my father... I hated my father!

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight's entertainment. I only have one question: Where is Harvey Dent?

Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die. Starting tonight. I'm a man of my word.

Look at me!

So, you think Batman's made Gotham a better place?

Are you the real Batman... then why do you dress up like him?

Will the real Batman please stand up?

Now, our operation is small but, there is a lot of potential for aggressive expansion. So, which of you, fine gentlemen, would like to join our team?

My father was a drinker and a fiend. One night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that... no one bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says: "Why so serious?". He comes at me with the knife. "Why so serious?". He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Let's put a smile on that face". And... why so serious?

You wanna know how I got these scars?

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