Cleveland Brown Quotes #2

Hey, Peter. Do you want a menu or just the usual "everything"?

Peter, you don't want to get involved with the Mob.

Hey Quagmire, is that a banana in your pocket, or a erection in your pocket?

That tickles me in a way where, if Loretta were to tickle me that way, I'd say, "Oh... yeah, that's it... that's the spot."

Thanks for including my Civil Rights boardgame in the game night rotation guys.

There is nothing good about what you do or who you are

Loretta does not allow white literature in our house.

Thats tight ya'll!

no no no no!

"That's like when loretta's motha comes over and i say, oohhh that's nasssty."

That's a nice boulder.

What the hell!.. No no no no NO NO NOO!!... I have to stop taking my baths during Peter's shinannigans.

Can you repeat that please Peter? I'm afraid I had some crazy in my ear.

Man I wish I could listen to some Tatooine Wind and Fire right now.So, you think the empire’s gonna fall, man?

Public urination is nasty. Unless it's during the million man march when I use my stream of justice to put out the hate.

"I pity the fool, but also suggest ways he may better himself."

not if you jumped off a skyscraper and landed on Joan Cusack.

There hasn't been this much pandemonium since ridiculous day down at the deli store. When prices were so low they were ridiculous!

This girls arent capable of judgement--they are polyethirene and even if they weren't who cares? They're whores

Your mother smells.

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