Cleveland Brown Quotes #1

we're gonna break your legs joe

You son of a bitch!!!

He's tasting victory. I bet it tastes good, like salt-water taffy.'ts wrong wit' you?

Hey, baby. How would you like to go black, and then make a difficult decision regarding whether or not to go back?

Ohh thaaats naasstyy!

Hey Peter, in case you didn't know, a red ballon tied to a mailbox is the international sign for "PARTY OVER HERE!"

Oh now you're just being crazy.

Your wrong. I too have felt the cold finger of injustice on my insidy parts

Hey Peter, are you up for another snow cone?

The only British idiom I know is that "fag" means "cigarette."

(Talking fast) I have 125, do I hear 130? one-hundred thirty thousand for this authentic Comensia headress, I got 130, I got 130, Do I hear 135, One-Fort....(Gets hit in head with totem, then his voice slows down) One..Thirty..five goin' once.

You're what the Spanish call, 'El Terrible.'

Bernice, we haven't really been dating long enough for you to be hanging out with my friends wives

Hey Quagmire, We got time to go outside and burn one?

You gotta hear this new Eddie Murphie cassette I bought..- Eddie Murphy: 'you ever had a barbeque?!' ..Hahahaha, I have!!

wow thanks spiderman!

Midgets are God's little punch lines.

: If you're this desperate about Chris's weight, why don't you just suck the fat out?

"That's a great costume Joe, are you FDR?"

He was a fat drink of water, the kind of drink of water you know your friend got out of the bathroom and not from the kitchen.

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