Big Lebowski Sayings #1

Parla usted Ingles?

Huh? No, what the fuck are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude.

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.

This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.

She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?
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You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know...

Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I'm fucking married? The toilet seat's up, man!

Eight-year-olds, Dude.

Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!

She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

Shomer fucking shabbos!

Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!

Strong men also cry... strong men also cry.

Sure, that and a pair of testicles.

Leads, yeah, sure. I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab, they've got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts!

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

So if you could just write me my check for ten percent of a half a million... five grand... I'll go out and mingle.

Look, just because we're bereaved, that doesn't make us saps!

Calmer than you are.

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