Lois Lane Quotes #1

Season 9, Episode 10: "Disciple" Clark: You know, Lois, we could go back to the farm and take a walk. I could give you Clark Kent's tour of the galaxy. Lois: Smallville... the only planet you know about is the one you read at the breakfast table.

Season 10, Episode 5: "Isis" Kat (to Clark): You're the Popeye to my Olive. The Mickey to my Minnie. Lois: The sick to my stomach.

Season 10, Episode 6: "Harvest" Lois Lane: Sorry about the third degree, Clark. It's just not every week a girl learns her boyfriend's an... Clark Kent: Alien? And you're still okay with that? Lois Lane: Are you kidding me? It's like dating a god or Bono.

Season 10, Episode 11: "Icarus" Cat: Lois Lane! Are you expecting? Lois: Spread that rumor and you can expect my fist in your face.

Season 10, Episode 4: "Homecoming" Clark: You're quite an handfull, Lois Lane. Lois: Look who's talking.

Season 10, Episode 1: "Lazarus" Lois [looking at the Super suit)]: So much better in technicolor.

Season 10, Episode 4: "Homecoming" Lois: Come on, did you forget? Tomorrow's our Smallville High reunion. Clark: Did you say "our" reunion? Lois: Yes. Clark: You were enrolled there for, like... Lois: Twenty-three days. Clark: You showed up for five. Lois: That's a record in my book

Season 10, Episode 4: "Homecoming" Lois: You know what you need? A pick-me-up. Clark: Thanks, Lois, but I don't think playing quarterback is going to make my day. Lois: Depends on the cheerleader

Season 10, Episode 8: "Abandoned" Lois: Clark Kent and karaoke. Isn't that one of the signs of the apocalypse?

Season 10, Episode 8: "Abandoned" Lois (to the dog): Smallville and I can't move forward until he deals with the supersized hole is dad left in his heart. I'm Watson to his Holmes. Cher to his Sonny. Just like you're Scooby to his Shaggy.

Season 10, Episode 7: "Ambush" Lois (to Clark): Oh I'm in the mood. Just not for breakfast...

Season 9, Episode 6: "Crossfire" Lois: Okay, Clark. Let's talk about something else--like your online-dating profile. Clark: But that was supposed to be private. Lois: Well, I'll give you this. You definitely were honest. But admitting that you grew up on a farm is either going to get you a date with a country mouse, or a cougar looking for her next meal.

Season 9, Episode 8: "Idol" Lois: I thought, you know, the ride would give us a chance to get past the whole kiss-and-run of it all and get to know each other better. Clark: Better? You tell me the color of your underwear every day. What else is there to know?

Season 9, Episode 9: "Pandora" Clark: Lois, what are we doing here? Lois: I'm eating a maple doughnut, and you're kind of invading my personal space.

Season 9, Episode 13: "Persuasion" Lois: Look, I know it sounds crazy, but I'm just afraid that my big mouth is going to wreck our relationship one days. Clark: Don't worry, Lois. It's not going to be that easy to get rid of me.

Season 9, Episode 20: "Hostage" Clark: I'm sorry, Lois, I thought you were a... Lois: Thief? If you can't recognize my butt in a pair of jeans, then what are you thinking about?

Season 10, Episode 14: "Masquerade" Lois: Microvision? Clark: It's my power, I can call it whatever I want.

Season 10, Episode 15: "Fortune" Lois: Do you have any idea how much pressure there is being engaged to walking perfection? Oliver: Do you have any idea how much pressure there is fighting crime next to walking perfection?

Season 10, Episode 16: "Scion" Lois: Are you trying to tell me Connor is the genetic love-child of Clark Kent and Lex Luthor? Clark: You don't have to say it like that.

Season 10, Episode 16: "Scion" Clark [to Lois]: The only thing that's ever made me feel normal is you.

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