Frases Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers

"Cause I don't give a fuck, like my middle finger was stuck and I was wavin it at everybody screamin, "I suck" (I SUCK!!!)"

"Dave! Pull up your pants, we need an ambulance. There's a girl upstairs talkin to plants"

"My life is full of empty promises and broken dreams..."

"Dave! Pull up your pants, we need an ambulance. There's a girl upstairs talkin to plants"

"Cause I don't give a fuck, like my middle finger was stuck and I was wavin it at everybody screamin, "I suck" (I SUCK!!!)"

"Now follow me and do exactly what you see... Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?!"

"My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave? And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?"

"They say I never knew which way I was goin, but everywhere I go they keep playin my song"

"Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin while you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off?! FUCK slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!!"

"Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair? (Uh huh!) Fuck this bitch right here on the spot baret til she passes out and she forgot how she got there"

"I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops!)."

"I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!"

"My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight. But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)."

"Who gives a fuck who they was? I'm always takin' someone else's girl like Cool J does!"

"What is life? Life is like a big obstacle put in front of your optical to slow you down."

"And if you hear a man that sounds like me smack him and ask him where the fuck did he get his damn raps from.."

"Oh where's mama? She's takin a little nap in the trunk. Oh that smell (whew!) da-da musta runned over a skunk."

"Extortion, snorting, supporting abortion Pathological liar, blowing shit out of proportion The looniest, zaniest, spontaneous, sporadic Impulsive thinker, compulsive drinker, addict Half animal, half man..."

"I would never do nothing to let you cowards fuck my world up!"

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