Barney Stinson Quotes #5

Christmas is a time when people are lonely and desperate, it's the most wonderful time of the year.

In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland

[talking about how easy it is to run a marathon] Step 1: You start running. There is no Step 2

I can’t go, I’ve got this thing…. What thing? ...a penis.

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