Buseyisms with Gary Busey

"Drinking your own blood is the paradigm of recycling."

"Nothing changes like changes, because nothing changes but the changes."

"Your imagination is the hood ornament on the car of creativity."

"When you get lost in imaginatory vagueness, your foresight will become a nimble vagrant."

"TIMEOUT"- To Insure and Measure Enery Oning Using Time!

"Freedom: Facing Real Exciting Energy Developing Out of Miracles

"Fraud": Finding Relevant Answers Under Deception

"if you have a SUV, put a sticker on it that says ITS A HYBRID! you wont save the planet or use less fuel, but it will stop people giving you the finger, or calling you a village idiot, or an enviromental disaster, or stupid misfortunate plicenta."

"being a successful entrepreneur takes 80 percent hard work, 50 percent luck, and accountants that make the math work."

"When she farts it will smell like southern fried chicken."

"mullets, mohawks and sideways, dont take alot of effort, but it gets alot of attention. its like accidentlly doing something right. thats why there are no accidents, it doesnt take alot of effort, but gets big rewards.

"congress gaveproective status to the polar bears, but not the grizzly or black bears. what if we created a line of hair dye for these bears, so they can look like polar bears? they would be safe from the hunters."

"when life gives you lemons, make lemonade...when life cracks your head, use a helmet."

"think outside the box, the guy who invented pringles packaging thougt outside the box, and made a fortune, in fact he was buried in a tube."

"Now more than ever, really its just now, if not now, when? and if not you, who? if not than, why? if not why, where? if not where, when? take all those words and create a question and throw them in you HOW TO dictionary of daily life, because you already know the answers in your heart of hearts."

"early bird gets the worm, but who wants to live on worms?i you take it literally, theres got to be something better, to eat than worms...unless your a fish or a bug, or a locust or a catepillar."

"i had to stay home from work today cause i ate my kids homework, i ripped it up and put it in my cereal, i didnt realize it was his homework, they give kids too much homework anyways"

best excuse of calling into work--"i was sick yesterday but i still came into work, i feel better today but im going to call in because i dont want to catch whatever it is running around the office"

"Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives."

If you put an elephant in the middle of a circle, and go around the circle one degree at a time, you will see that elephant in 360 different perspectives


"Sobe"r: Son Of a Bitch Everything's Real

"Faith": Fantastic Adventures In Trusting Him

"GONE"- Getting Over Negative Energy!

"TEAM"- Together Everyone Achieves More!

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